just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Houston, we have a blender
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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