Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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