i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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