You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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