I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Life is so much better after having sex.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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