I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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