Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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