Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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