you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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