We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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