i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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