ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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