i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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