Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
