We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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