I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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