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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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