Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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