yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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