He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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