i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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