Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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