He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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