Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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