I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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