I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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