Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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