i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
