Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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