We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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