Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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