Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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