just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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