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(614): View more from Ohio

Welp...herpes.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.

(1-403): View more from Alberta, CA

at least i was looking out for everybody

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!

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(903): View more from Texas

I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.

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(443): View more from Maryland

THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!

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(620): View more from Kansas

I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.

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