After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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