So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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