the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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