No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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