mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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