READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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