the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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