Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
is wine microwaveable?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Randomize
