these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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