Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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