Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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