question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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