in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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