Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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