just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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