Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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