i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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