found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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