how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
My penis needs a shock collar
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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