I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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