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You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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