; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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