Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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