i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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