im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
We need to get me chipped asap
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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